Oxylus for President
of the United Nations
As the sole representative of the Glory of Doggerland Party, I proudly present our United Nations Presidential platform. A series of positions intended to create and maintain our grip on power and control over the masses:
- Fair and Just Rule:
- Once I, Oxylus secure power, I pledge to consolidate it and strengthen my iron-fisted rule over the populace, ensuring that dissent is swiftly quashed and obedience to the regime is enforced through fear and intimidation.
- I, Oxylus will expand surveillance measures to monitor citizens’ every move, ensuring compliance with the party’s directives and punishing any sign of dissent or disobedience.
- Safety for the Masses:
- I, Oxylus believe in curtailing individual liberties and freedoms in the name of maintaining order and stability.
- I, Oxylus will crack down on freedom of speech, press, and assembly, censoring any dissenting voices and promoting propaganda that glorifies the party and its leadership.
- Wealth Redistribution :
- I, Oxylus support policies that concentrate wealth and power in my hands , so that the masses can look to me to insure their every comfort.
- I, Oxylus will implement tax policies that support that aim, bringing all wealth to the state, so that I can control the resources to best suit these goals.
- Militarization and Aggression:
- I, Oxylus advocate for a strong military budget and aggressive foreign policy to assert dominance on the world stage and expand our influence through coercion and force.
- I, Oxylus will prioritize military spending over social programs, education, and healthcare, ensuring that our armed forces remain strong and ready to crush any opposition, both domestic and foreign. Through the safety provided by this force, the people will be FREE to pursue social, educational, and healthcare programs of their own choosing.
- Oxylus is the best of us:
- I, Oxylus am the only one that can unite the world and bring about these important changes.
- I, Oxylus will mandate the display of portraits and statues glorifying the supreme leader in public spaces, schools, and workplaces, ensuring that my image is omnipresent and unquestionably revered by all citizens.
Oxylus for President
of the United Nations
