Here, you may want to eat these.
Well if you are planning on coming here anyway.
Everything you know about the world is about to be disrupted.
You see, OXYLUS the high priest of Cernunnos, Philosopher King of Doggerland, protector of the middle lands, and step father to Grendel; has figured out how to use the internet and he has some things he wants to talk about.
Stand by.
If you want to be smart enough to show your loyalty early, just purchase and wear this shirt.
That way he knows what side you are on.
Hint: you want to be on his side.
Its the best side.
