So this one hits from all sides….which ironically enough is yet another play on words that makes the joke of this work.
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Real Unicorns Have Curves.
From the cryptid hunter stand point, this is 100% accurate. Unicorn legends are derived from a number of different animals….but I would bet my last dollar that at least a few of them came directly from Rhinoceros…and their ancestors…and their failed evolutions. Its just obvious.
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Joke one.
Joke one isn’t really a joke. In the swinger world, a unicorn is a bisexual woman who is currently unattached. Because most couples that swing enjoy the company of bisexual women, they are in high demand. The sum of this is that available women who are bisexual tend to be a little thicc. A good thing if you ask me…but it is what it is.
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Joke two.
This one is slick and understated. Unicorns are frequently associated with rainbows. LGBTQ’s are associated with rainbows. Man it hurts me to explain further.
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Joke three.
Is just a play on real _____ blank have _______, usually curves.
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