Feel free to use any of the links below that still work. In the future you will notice a transition where all merchandising associated with Cernunnos Foundation, Blue Ribbon Team, Relevant Irreverence, and StepBastrd; will be handled by Fortean Giftorium.
- Your Mama
So, I may have spent my morning doing this, because I saw a post about a giant dinosaur and I was - The Order of the Deep
Charting the Uncharted: My Misadventures with the ‘Ancient Order of the Deep’ By Dr. Ritz Footwat, Seafaring Cultural Anthropologist IntroductionI embarked - Inside the Cabal
Inside the Cabal: The First Three Drops from The Cabal Collection at Fortean Giftorium The shadows are stirring, and the first - Discussing the Thunderbird
Dr. Ritz Footwat’s report on the American Thunderbird phenomenon. Thunderbird: A Detailed Report on Legend and Recent Cryptid Activity I. Introduction - Investigating Owlman W/ Dr. Footwat
The Curious Case of Owlman: A Field Report By Dr. Ritz Footwat There are few cryptids that evoke as much mystique - Brownfinger Survivor Tee
The concept of the “Brownfinger Survivor: Bidets Saved My Life” T-shirt is a masterclass in blending absurd humor with a touch - Chupacabra University!
I have been playing with my characters in the marketing mix. Anyway you can order Chupacabra University tee by following this - Dogman University
Dogman University Tee: A Souvenir from the Innerverse By Dr. Ritz Footwat, Explorer Extraordinaire and Chronicler of Cryptid Cultures Ah, the - Major Rune Discovered!
Discovery of the “Your Mama Rune Stone”: A Monumental Find By Dr. Ritz Footwat, Investigative Reporter Extraordinaire When a North Sea - Fortean Giftorium
I owe Fortean Giftorium a proper introduction. So here it is. We decided running 12 different pod shops to try and - Mothman U!
If we are going to do Cryptid Universities….we have to do Mothman. Even if it isn’t a cryptid, or is. Or - Nostferatu
If you have ever heard or seen me talk about vampires, then you know how I feel about them. They are - Where did you go to school? Bigfoot u?
I cannot lie. I tried to make the title Wear did you go to school to attract grammar fascists and to - Bigfoot is Real!
This is a relaunch like many others. All other links will eventually be brought up to date. This design is now - Rated Immature
This is a coming soon hint and ad for my other lines, cross-over event extraordinaire. The channel that has been planted - Yggdrasill and Vegvisir
A carved rune that features Vegvísir surrounding Yggdrasill would be a powerful and deeply symbolic piece combining two significant emblems of - What now?
Unfortunately that still remains a bit of a secret. The good news is that I sometimes have time to do goofy - Army of Little Green Men #7
Who would have thought that Grey Aliens are dancers? Or that it was a HUGE part of their culture? Well, once - Army of Little Green Men #6
The sixth release in the Army of Little Green Men collection by the StepBastard is a Zeta Reticulan that finds one - Army of Little Green Men #5
The 5th release in the Army of Little Green Men collection by StepBastard is a model representing a fictional invasion and - Army of Little Green Men #4
Metal loving Grey Alien The StepBastard continues to release his Army of Little Green Men collection. Number 4 is another one - Putting the sexy back in space
The Grey Alien Who Thought He Was a Sex Symbol: A Cosmic Tale of Self-Discovery and Branding In the annals of - Army of Little Green Men #2
Grey Alien in Full Lotus This model is 2.25 inches tall and printed in luminescent plastic. For the collectors out there, - Army of Little Green Men #1
Introducing the Army of Little Green Men: Grey Standing – First in the Series Unveil the mysterious allure of the cosmos - ALIEN INVASION!We were having a slow news day until we glanced over at Stepbastard. Then we realized, it was still a slow
- The Dover Demon
Encounter with the Dover Demon It was a night steeped in the mystery of early spring when the chill of the - Bigfoot holds Alex’s phone up!
Once upon a time, in a cozy little town nestled between rolling hills and dense forests, lived a young movie enthusiast - A Squonk’s tale.
In the deepest, darkest corners of the Pennsylvanian forests, there lived a creature so shy and sorrowful that few had ever - Unicorns
So this one hits from all sides….which ironically enough is yet another play on words that makes the joke of this - Black Cat
So not everything I make is cryptids. Check out the black cat tee. Discover the Elegance of the Night with Our - The Bunnyman!
So is the Bunnyman a cryptid or not? Personally, I don’t consider it to be a legit cryptid for a lot - Wondering where we have been?
Since we set a big pace out of the gate and have been offering so many different Cryptid and Creature drawings - Sea Monkeys
Sea Monkeys in Comic Ads and Childhood Disappointment From the 1960s to the 1990s, comic book ads were rife with fantastical - Get your own Hodag!
Discover the Legendary Hodag: A 3D Printed Marvel! Unveil the mystery of the Hodag with our meticulously crafted 3D printed model, - Loch Ness Monster
“I am gonna need about tree fiddy.” – Loch Ness Monster Yesterday over on my art and 3D modelling page Stepbastard, - See the FEEJEE MERMAID! 25 cents
Ladies and gentlemen, gather ’round! Step right up and prepare yourselves for the most astonishing, the most confounding, the most outright - Bigfoot Teeshirt Extravaganza
My love of cryptids begins with and highlights with bigfoot. I love the idea of it. I hope its real. Sometimes - Mothman 3d print!
So the Mothman print is finally ready. Complete with extra gross sales copy and options for the DIYers out there. You - Bigfoot out for a walk. (model)
I don’t have a lot to add to this piece of happiness because it is also todays post over at my - Get Real cryptid tee shirt
I wasn’t going to do back to back tee shirt postings…but this one has me excited. I mean how much fun - Bigfoot is real Tee
I wanted to unveil my new cryptid teeshirt today, but it isn’t quite done….so we will post one of my favorite - Believe in yourself
Bigfoot is my favorite cryptid by far. They also provide the most compelling case of any of the cryptids. Pretty much - Show your loyalty
Purchase a wear Oxylus for President tee shirts so he knows where you stand before the great purge! Get your Oxylus - Do you want to talk to God?
Here, you may want to eat these. Well if you are planning on coming here anyway. Everything you know about the - Oscar, the Beast of Busco Tee Shirt
Introducing the Legendary Beast of Busco Commemorative T-Shirt! Step into the world of folklore and adventure with our exclusive Beast of - The Feejee Mermaid Tee
Get your FEEJEE MERMAID tee here. Here is the story of the Feejee Mermaid, so you know why you must get - I want to believe
One of the common themes amongst lovers of Bigfoot and other Cryptids, is the desire to believe in something more. For