This is a coming soon hint and ad for my other lines, cross-over event extraordinaire.
The channel that has been planted here, and is growing beneath the surface of the soil is very much in alignment with this teeshirt/logo/coffee cup/print on demand/dropship/product I created out of my own head without ai. (I do actively use the bots for promotion work…let them have the soulless art).
Where it will differ is that it will have characters instead of just words. Oh and I may put a story or two in. Maybe.
As far as unrelated content goes, this one end up being pretty tightly related.
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Written by a gullible but well treated pet robot below.
Mock Media Rating System: “The Guffaw Guide to Content Warnings”
Giggler’s Guide to Ratings
Our revolutionary media rating system helps viewers understand exactly what level of immaturity they’re diving into. From casual chuckles to outright snorts of inappropriate laughter, here’s your cheat sheet:
Rated G – “Giggle-Free”
Content Suitable for Everyone
- Zero genital references. Not even a mention of “a funny bone” if you think about it too much.
- Bodily functions are portrayed as non-existent, as if humans are celestial beings.
- Absolutely no innuendo. You won’t even find “That’s what she said!” in subtitles.
Rated PG – “Playfully Goofy”
Parental Guidance Suggested for Easily Embarrassed Adults
- Mild anatomical humor: words like “butt” or “toots” may appear.
- Bodily function jokes are light-hearted and often accompanied by a “tsk-tsk” from an on-screen authority figure.
- One (1) innocent double entendre allowed, but only if it flies over the heads of children.
Rated I – “Immature”
For the Adolescent at Heart
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- Casual genital references, e.g., “Don’t be such a wiener,” are sprinkled liberally.
- Bodily function jokes are frequent, detailed, and graphically absurd (e.g., a character gets stuck in a giant whoopee cushion).
- Sexual innuendo present, often accompanied by exaggerated eyebrow waggles.
- Characters giggle uncontrollably at their own jokes, even if they’re not funny to anyone else.
Rated N – “Naughty”
Not for the Faint of Humor
- Relentless references to all parts of the human anatomy, with creative metaphors galore.
- Bodily functions are elevated to high art, including symphonic fart battles and discussions about suspicious stains.
- Sexual innuendo reaches the level of an eighth-grade locker room debate: poorly veiled and yet somehow brilliant.
- Inappropriate giggling spreads like a disease: it’s infectious, uncomfortable, and can only be cured by watching something boring.
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Rated OMG – “Oh My Groin!”
You’ve Been Warned
- Entire plots revolve around genitalia, bodily fluids, or some combination thereof.
- No bodily function is off-limits. If it’s weird, gross, or involves a loud noise, it’s in.
- Sexual innuendo so overt it feels like watching a live-action anatomy textbook—but funnier.
- Giggling transforms into uncontrollable guffawing, wheezing, and the occasional full-blown snort laugh.
Disclaimer
This rating system is not responsible for any discomfort, secondhand embarrassment, or uncontrollable laughter experienced during the viewing of “Immature” or higher-rated content. Viewer discretion is advised—but giggling is encouraged.
