Fortean Giftorium proudly introduces a playful and surreal new addition to their cryptid-inspired art collection: “Giant Shrimp in the Laundry Room,” a whimsical 5×7 Ukiyo-A
Year: 2025

Fortean Giftorium is thrilled to present “Goatman Guardian,” a striking 5×7 Ukiyo-A print vividly inspired by worldwide goatman legends, notably echoing the famous Pope Lick

Fortean Giftorium is excited to unveil “Exposed to the Light,” an evocative new 5×7 Ukiyo-A print crafted in the esteemed tradition of Japan’s renowned Ukiyo-E

Fortean Giftorium proudly unveils “Helga S,” a captivating 5×7 Ukiyo-A print beautifully crafted in the spirit of traditional Japanese Ukiyo-E artistry. This emotionally charged piece

Fortean Giftorium proudly introduces “Crane,” a stunning new 5×7 Ukiyo-A print that pays tribute to the elegant tradition of Japanese Ukiyo-E art. This visually captivating

So, I may have spent my morning doing this, because I saw a post about a giant dinosaur and I was feeling ornery. That said,

Charting the Uncharted: My Misadventures with the ‘Ancient Order of the Deep’ By Dr. Ritz Footwat, Seafaring Cultural Anthropologist IntroductionI embarked on this journey with

Uthar Werld News Network – Dr. Ritz Footwat’s Explosive Investigation! “THE BIGGEST MONGOLIAN DEATH WORM EVER?!” Cue dramatic music. Ladies and gentlemen, I am about

Inside the Cabal: The First Three Drops from The Cabal Collection at Fortean Giftorium The shadows are stirring, and the first wave of The Cabal

One of the ideas I tested—but ultimately didn’t pan out—was an artist profile page across my websites. It failed for a variety of reasons, most

Dr. Ritz Footwat Report: The Stonecutting and Transport Conundrum Subject: The Stonecutting and Transport Techniques of the Ancient Egyptians Filed by: Dr. Ritz Footwat, Investigative

This Ukiyo A print was designed from an old sketch I did when I was working on the branding for Cernunnos Foundation. It is based

The Eldritch Taint Upon the Eastern Seaboard: A Ritz Footwat Investigation By Ritz Footwat, Unrelenting Seeker of the Uncanny I have seen the creeping rot

A Close Encounter at the Edge of the Fields By Ritz Footwat, Investigative Reporter Few cases in the annals of Fortean history are as tantalizing

Dr. Ritz Footwat’s report on the American Thunderbird phenomenon. Thunderbird: A Detailed Report on Legend and Recent Cryptid Activity I. Introduction The Thunderbird is one

The Curious Case of Owlman: A Field Report By Dr. Ritz Footwat There are few cryptids that evoke as much mystique as the so-called Owlman

The concept of the “Brownfinger Survivor: Bidets Saved My Life” T-shirt is a masterclass in blending absurd humor with a touch of practical wisdom. At

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Discovery of the “Your Mama Rune Stone”: A Monumental Find By Dr. Ritz Footwat, Investigative Reporter Extraordinaire When a North Sea salvage operation unearthed a

I owe Fortean Giftorium a proper introduction. So here it is. We decided running 12 different pod shops to try and service merch for all

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