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“Giant Shrimp in the Laundry Room”

March 14, 2025 TSOTA

Fortean Giftorium proudly introduces a playful and surreal new addition to their cryptid-inspired art collection: “Giant Shrimp in the Laundry Room,” a whimsical 5×7 Ukiyo-A

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“Goatman Guardian” 5×7 Ukiyo-A

March 12, 2025March 12, 2025 TSOTA

Fortean Giftorium is thrilled to present “Goatman Guardian,” a striking 5×7 Ukiyo-A print vividly inspired by worldwide goatman legends, notably echoing the famous Pope Lick

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“Exposed to the Light” – New Ukiyo-A

March 11, 2025March 11, 2025 TSOTA

Fortean Giftorium is excited to unveil “Exposed to the Light,” an evocative new 5×7 Ukiyo-A print crafted in the esteemed tradition of Japan’s renowned Ukiyo-E

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Helga S (5×7 Ukiyo-A Print)

March 10, 2025March 21, 2025 TSOTA

Fortean Giftorium proudly unveils “Helga S,” a captivating 5×7 Ukiyo-A print beautifully crafted in the spirit of traditional Japanese Ukiyo-E artistry. This emotionally charged piece

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“Crane” Ukiyo A

March 10, 2025March 10, 2025 TSOTA

Fortean Giftorium proudly introduces “Crane,” a stunning new 5×7 Ukiyo-A print that pays tribute to the elegant tradition of Japanese Ukiyo-E art. This visually captivating

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Your Mama

February 9, 2025February 9, 2025 TSOTA

So, I may have spent my morning doing this, because I saw a post about a giant dinosaur and I was feeling ornery. That said,

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The Order of the Deep

February 7, 2025February 7, 2025 TSOTA

Charting the Uncharted: My Misadventures with the ‘Ancient Order of the Deep’ By Dr. Ritz Footwat, Seafaring Cultural Anthropologist IntroductionI embarked on this journey with

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Dr. Ritz Footwat’s Explosive Investigation!

February 3, 2025February 3, 2025 TSOTA

Uthar Werld News Network – Dr. Ritz Footwat’s Explosive Investigation! “THE BIGGEST MONGOLIAN DEATH WORM EVER?!” Cue dramatic music. Ladies and gentlemen, I am about

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Inside the Cabal

February 2, 2025February 3, 2025 TSOTA

Inside the Cabal: The First Three Drops from The Cabal Collection at Fortean Giftorium The shadows are stirring, and the first wave of The Cabal

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Cryptid Artist

February 1, 2025February 1, 2025 TSOTA

One of the ideas I tested—but ultimately didn’t pan out—was an artist profile page across my websites. It failed for a variety of reasons, most

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But was it aliens?

January 31, 2025 TSOTA

Dr. Ritz Footwat Report: The Stonecutting and Transport Conundrum Subject: The Stonecutting and Transport Techniques of the Ancient Egyptians Filed by: Dr. Ritz Footwat, Investigative

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Cernunnos Resting

January 29, 2025January 29, 2025 TSOTA

This Ukiyo A print was designed from an old sketch I did when I was working on the branding for Cernunnos Foundation. It is based

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Press one for R’lyehian

January 28, 2025January 28, 2025 TSOTA

The Eldritch Taint Upon the Eastern Seaboard: A Ritz Footwat Investigation By Ritz Footwat, Unrelenting Seeker of the Uncanny I have seen the creeping rot

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A faeries perogative.

January 27, 2025February 7, 2025 TSOTA

Somehow I have not talked much about Fae on here. This is peculiar because once we really get into Uthar Werld, you will find a

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Hopkinsville Goblin Case

January 26, 2025January 26, 2025 TSOTA

A Close Encounter at the Edge of the Fields By Ritz Footwat, Investigative Reporter Few cases in the annals of Fortean history are as tantalizing

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Discussing the Thunderbird

January 22, 2025January 22, 2025 TSOTA

Dr. Ritz Footwat’s report on the American Thunderbird phenomenon. Thunderbird: A Detailed Report on Legend and Recent Cryptid Activity I. Introduction The Thunderbird is one

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Investigating Owlman W/ Dr. Footwat

January 21, 2025January 21, 2025 TSOTA

The Curious Case of Owlman: A Field Report By Dr. Ritz Footwat There are few cryptids that evoke as much mystique as the so-called Owlman

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Brownfinger Survivor Tee

January 12, 2025 TSOTA

The concept of the “Brownfinger Survivor: Bidets Saved My Life” T-shirt is a masterclass in blending absurd humor with a touch of practical wisdom. At

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Chupacabra University!

January 9, 2025January 9, 2025 TSOTA

I have been playing with my characters in the marketing mix. Anyway you can order Chupacabra University tee by following this link. TEE SHIRT BUYING

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Dogman University

January 8, 2025January 8, 2025 TSOTA

Dogman University Tee: A Souvenir from the Innerverse By Dr. Ritz Footwat, Explorer Extraordinaire and Chronicler of Cryptid Cultures Ah, the Dogmen. An enigmatic and

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Major Rune Discovered!

January 7, 2025January 11, 2025 TSOTA

Discovery of the “Your Mama Rune Stone”: A Monumental Find By Dr. Ritz Footwat, Investigative Reporter Extraordinaire When a North Sea salvage operation unearthed a

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Fortean Giftorium

January 4, 2025January 4, 2025 TSOTA

I owe Fortean Giftorium a proper introduction. So here it is. We decided running 12 different pod shops to try and service merch for all

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Mothman U!

January 3, 2025January 3, 2025 TSOTA

If we are going to do Cryptid Universities….we have to do Mothman. Even if it isn’t a cryptid, or is. Or it’s a scifi thing.

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Nostferatu

January 2, 2025 TSOTA

If you have ever heard or seen me talk about vampires, then you know how I feel about them. They are ghouls. Gross. Undead. Ghouls.

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Where did you go to school? Bigfoot u?

January 1, 2025January 1, 2025 TSOTA

I cannot lie. I tried to make the title Wear did you go to school to attract grammar fascists and to be funny since I

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